Guest Post: The Pros and Cons of Dating a Sex Demon by Sephina
Welcome Sephina from Addictions of a Sex Demon to my blog:
The Pros and Cons of Dating a Sex Demon by Sephina (character guest post),
Hiya.
My names Sephina. That’s (Sef-ee-nah). Don’t ask what that means
because my mom doesn’t remember. My mom was never around anyway. But
that’s far too depressing to rehash now. I’m more of a party now and dig
out all the old bones never kind of demoness. Let’s talk dating. Sex
Demon dating.
My kind are very high-maintenance. I’m not talkin’ put a umbrella in my troll tears cocktail, but in a I need climax to survive kind of way. You know how you get cranky when you’re not getting any. Well, I die. On that note, here’s my list of pros and cons of dating a sex demon.
Pro: We are very, very skilled in the arts of the bed. The floor, the table, the wall, the dungeon, the, well, let’s just say wherever you can manage to get dirty, we do it in a very, very enjoyable way.
Con: The “headache” just doesn’t work with us. If you claim this, you’ll likely either face a persuasive tongue lashing or get dumped in minus 5 seconds.
Pro: Did I mention the tongue lashing part?
Con: If you haven’t hit the gym in a while, you might need to start, because we go at it…well, constantly. If you’ve never dated a sex demon before, prepare for nights an nights of quivering thighs.
Pro: Hottest get fit regime ever.
Con: We tend to be man-whores and skanks. I myself was deviously promiscuous until I found, well, you’ll meet him when you read Addictions of a Sex Demon.
Pro: Most demons smell absolutely rank. Part of our nature is to smell absolutely delicious so as to attract more possible mates.
Con: If you’re the jealous kind, get over it quick, because your sex demon will be the desire of half the town. See Pro #1 ;)
I may be biased, but I’m pretty sure the pros outweigh the cons. Just ask my man Axel. After all, I was a hot mess when he found me. But clearly I’ve done something to win his heart. If you haven’t met my sister Zahra yet, her man actually had a vendetta against sex demons. Seriously, he was kind of a psychopath. And now look, I’ve never seen two beings so in love.
So go forth…and get some.
Tap into your inner sex demon.
XOXO Sephina
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The Pros and Cons of Dating a Sex Demon by Sephina (character guest post),
Hiya.
My names Sephina. That’s (Sef-ee-nah). Don’t ask what that means
because my mom doesn’t remember. My mom was never around anyway. But
that’s far too depressing to rehash now. I’m more of a party now and dig
out all the old bones never kind of demoness. Let’s talk dating. Sex
Demon dating.My kind are very high-maintenance. I’m not talkin’ put a umbrella in my troll tears cocktail, but in a I need climax to survive kind of way. You know how you get cranky when you’re not getting any. Well, I die. On that note, here’s my list of pros and cons of dating a sex demon.
Pro: We are very, very skilled in the arts of the bed. The floor, the table, the wall, the dungeon, the, well, let’s just say wherever you can manage to get dirty, we do it in a very, very enjoyable way.
Con: The “headache” just doesn’t work with us. If you claim this, you’ll likely either face a persuasive tongue lashing or get dumped in minus 5 seconds.
Pro: Did I mention the tongue lashing part?
Con: If you haven’t hit the gym in a while, you might need to start, because we go at it…well, constantly. If you’ve never dated a sex demon before, prepare for nights an nights of quivering thighs.
Pro: Hottest get fit regime ever.
Con: We tend to be man-whores and skanks. I myself was deviously promiscuous until I found, well, you’ll meet him when you read Addictions of a Sex Demon.
Pro: Most demons smell absolutely rank. Part of our nature is to smell absolutely delicious so as to attract more possible mates.
Con: If you’re the jealous kind, get over it quick, because your sex demon will be the desire of half the town. See Pro #1 ;)
I may be biased, but I’m pretty sure the pros outweigh the cons. Just ask my man Axel. After all, I was a hot mess when he found me. But clearly I’ve done something to win his heart. If you haven’t met my sister Zahra yet, her man actually had a vendetta against sex demons. Seriously, he was kind of a psychopath. And now look, I’ve never seen two beings so in love.
So go forth…and get some.
Tap into your inner sex demon.
XOXO Sephina
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